I imagine the writers freaking out in a board room. "It's a recession! Whatever pays the bills! I need to feed my family!" while an unhelpful VP delivers a copy of the game and says "It's all there, ladies and gentleman. Make showbiz magic!" After popping adderall and pulling their hair out, the writers throw together the Titanic, Transformers, a pinch of Star Wars, & Navy commercials with a quippy, sassy black lady.