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Dmitry Samarov
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May

The overly-mannered acting took a little getting used to, but the story sucks you in. Like all the best horror movies, this is about looking for something lacking and finding it despite the rules and restrictions of one's world. The loneliness lingers on and on long after May's finally got the friend she'd wished her whole life and the last of the credits have rolled...

Style

  • Auteur-driven
  • Melancholy
  • Serene & subtle
  • Nouvelle vague
  • Canonical classics
  • Of-the-past
  • High Art
  • Neorealist

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Dmitry Samarov

5Jan10

25 FILMS FOR THE DECADE Some of these aren't available on this site, so I couldn't put this list with the other lists, but this one's in alphabetical order like the others... 1.) All The Real Girls (2003) 2.) American Splendor (2003) 3.) The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford 4.) The Death of Mister Lazarescu (2005) 5.) The Diving Bell and the Butterfly (2007) 6.) Donnie Darko…  more
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Dmitry Samarov

14Sep09

World's Greatest Dad I'd forgotten all about Bobcat Goldthwait until a few weeks ago, after all, 'Shakes the Clown' was a long time ago. Then, the trailer for his new one showed up and, as unbearable as Robin Williams usually is, there was something that tugged at me in those couple minutes. Nosing around, I came upon his previous film, 'Sleeping Dogs Lie', which must've died an an unremarked-upon box office death;…  more
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Amlethus

2Sep09

Inglourious Basterds was TWO (2) Hours and TWENTY (20)plus minutes. I'm not sure what movie you saw that lasts but an hour and twenty minutes.   
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Dmitry Samarov

2Sep09

More Musings About Inglourious Basterds The hour and twenty minutes that I lasted at the theater, through gritted teeth, made me search and reach and grope for some way to enjoy this atrocious mess. It started bad with the jumbled fonts in the title sequence and lost me during the first scene where, amid the much lauded Waltz’s energetic emoting, the Jews under the floorboards are supposedly so dimwitted that they…  more

Reviews

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Nightwatching

Nightwatching

This was a joy to watch. For anyone even remotely taken with Rembrandt’s paintings, this should be required viewing. From those elaborate hats to the dusty light filtering in and around the heavy wooden…
Werckmeister harmóniák

Werckmeister Harmonies

Not only can you linger in Tarr’s static shots, but there’s also time to look around, think about other things, then return and some bent-over figure will still be slowly making his way toward the…  read review

Inglourious Basterds

Inglourious Basterds

This was one of the more trying hours that I’ve spent in a theater this year. Starting with the dumb jumble of fonts during the title sequence, there wasn’t a moment to suspend one’s disbelief. Brad…  read review

Ratings

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Komissar

The Commissar

  • Currently 5.0/5 Stars.
Fish Tank

Fish Tank

  • Currently 4.0/5 Stars.
The World’s Greatest Sinner

The World’s Greatest Sinner

  • Currently 5.0/5 Stars.
The World's Greatest Sinner

The World's Greatest Sinner

  • Currently 5.0/5 Stars.