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Saint Benedic​t

8 months ago

i wish that were completely mine.
original photo taken from new yorker:

Chris Anthony

8 months ago

There has been some really good one’s since my last post, Josh yours are consistently looking good.

Her’s one for some laughs

Chris Anthony

8 months ago

Chris Anthony

8 months ago

Chris Anthony

8 months ago

3 Versions of Revenge and still didn’t get a great one

Kurt Walker

8 months ago

Benedict, you are a saint.

Sunday

8 months ago

Jaspar Lamar Crabb

8 months ago

josh ryan

8 months ago

Ok, here are my challenge entries. I went a little overboard (as is my wont). I think there’s ten of them. And MUCH thanks to whomever suggested someone make a Fitzcarraldo cover for this challenge, as it forced me to watch that fantastic film!

And that’s IT! That was a fun challenge. Thanks to Jason Callen for the concept!

Jaspar Lamar Crabb

8 months ago

All ten are brilliant…both in style and gumption! I forgot about The Mosquito Coast (one of my favorite books…and I like the movie too)

josh ryan

8 months ago

I don’t know about brilliant (I totally left the title off of one of them), but thanks!

Jaspar Lamar Crabb

8 months ago

I thought that was intentional…speaks for itself…

Alot o' marQ

8 months ago

…*cough*THEbridgeONtheriverkwai*cough*…

David Dardane​lli

8 months ago

Josh: I did a thin red line cover too, except my thin red line was more like The chunky red line. The composition of your covers is great.

josh ryan

8 months ago

Ack! Thanks, Marq. Yet another glorious example of my incessant ineptitude.

The Critic Wannabe

8 months ago

I also thought The Creature From the Black Lagoon with no title was intentional. It’s such a stark and perfect image that it seemed like a title would be distracting.

David Dardane​lli

8 months ago

I just did this cover couldn’t wait till next week to show it.

Josh: Your The Ruins cover is awesome.

Jason Callen

8 months ago

Once again Josh, you rocked the challenge. It was my pleasure coming up with it, and I’ve got plenty more if needed. I had about a dozen others for this week I wanted to do but just didn’t have the time. So you’d never seen Fitzcarraldo? I wish I could see it for the first time again. Isn’t it great? I would highly recommend seeing all of Herzog’s work if you’re not familiar with him. He is probably me favorite living director.

Love the new blood lately, Chris those covers for Revenge are better then the actual movie!

Here are my attempts for this week. I think I need to step it up in the future. Competition’s gettin’ tough out there.

Saint Benedic​t

8 months ago

Simon

8 months ago

Original artwork by Connie Chadwell

Kjetil

8 months ago

Alex K

8 months ago

Better late than never . . .

I really like all the challenge entries!

josh ryan

8 months ago

KJETIL: Good Thin Red Line. I dig it.

Jaspar Lamar Crabb

8 months ago

Alex, that Aguirre is beautiful

Alex K

8 months ago

Thanks, Jaspar. Man, you keep coming up with films that I’ve never even heard of. I’ve got some serious viewing to do in the near future.

Jaspar Lamar Crabb

8 months ago

josh ryan

8 months ago

I know! Jaspar, I’ve seen maybe 10% of the films you post about. I’ll never catch up!

David Dardane​lli

8 months ago

Saw the trailer for this film and it inspired me to make this cover.

Jaspar Lamar Crabb

8 months ago

The Fritz Lang is a real treat…EG Robinson gets involved with Joan Bennett (who I always thought was a real innocent…per Father of the Bride, but is a real fox in this one) and of course, it leads to no good…

josh ryan

8 months ago

I love the colors in that shot. Good cover.