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Four of the most celebrated directors in the independent film community pooled their talents for this episodic comedy. Ted (Tim Roth) is the new bellboy at a beautiful but decaying luxury hotel; he is not having a good time of it on New Year’s Eve, his first night on the job. In one room, a coven of witches are trying to summon the spirit of the goddess Diana; each of the witches must bring a different bodily fluid for their spell to work, but Eva (Ione Skye), who was supposed to bring semen, managed to lose her supplies, and needs Ted’s help for a last-minute replacement. Another room, where Ted was supposed to deliver some ice, turns out to house an angry husband (David Proval), who is holding his bound-and-gagged wife (Jennifer Beals) at gunpoint. A third room is taken by a tough-talking gangster (Antonio Banderas), his doormat wife (Tamlyn Tomita), and their two children; the gangster demands that Ted watch over the kids, who turn out to be mischievous terrors beyond Ted’s wildest imagination. And room number four is where an arrogant film actor (Quentin Tarantino) is holding a party. One of his guests makes a bet that he can get a Zippo lighter to light ten times in a row, with his finger at stake if he loses. Allison Anders directed the first segment, which also featured Madonna, Valeria Golino, and Lili Taylor. The second segment was directed by Alexandre Rockwell, husband of his frequent leading lady Jennifer Beals. Robert Rodriguez directed the third story, while the finale was directed by its star, Quentin Tarantino; the final segment also features Bruce Willis, who appeared unbilled. —allmovie guide

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Robert Rodriguez

The man behind some of the most innovative, creative, and visually inventive action films of the late ‘90s and early 2000s, director Robert Rodriguez is the epitome of the do-it-yourself attitude and a renaissance man of cinema. Directing, shooting, and editing nearly every one of his films, Rodriguez’s energetic and self-immersing approach to filmmaking has resulted in some of the most stylish and exciting action films in modern cinema.

Born June 20, 1968 into a large family that included ten siblings, Rodriguez was never lacking in inspiration due to the antics of his brothers and sisters and became fascinated with cartooning and filmmaking at an early age. Prompted to jump behind the camera after becoming enamored by John Carpenter’s Escape From New York at age 12, the fledgling director’s brothers and sisters served as a capable cast and crew, and with his father’s Super-8 camera in hand, Rodriguez took his first steps toward auteurhood. Shocked by the cost of developing… read more

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Quentin Tarantino

Director/screenwriter/actor/producer Quentin Tarantino was perhaps the most distinctive and volatile talent to emerge in American film in the early ‘90s, who learned his craft first as a video clerk and then as an actor. During his time at Video Archives, the fledgling filmmaker began writing screenplays, completing his first, True Romance, in 1987. After years of negotiations, he decided to sell the script to the director Tony Scott. During this time, Tarantino wrote the screenplay for Natural Born Killers, and gave the script to his partner, Rand Vossler. Tarantino then with the money from True Romance, he begin pre-production on Reservoir Dogs. Word-of-mouth at the 1992 Sundance Film Festival,led to scores of glowing reviews, making the film a cult hit. While many critics and fans were praising Tarantino, he developed a sizable number of detractors. During 1993, Tarantino wrote and directed his next feature, Pulp Fiction, which won the Palme d’Or at the Cannes Film Festival that… read more

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JetSparrow

31Jan10

I will say that this is a ridiculous film, but fairly entertaining. I had to give it five stars only for Tim Roth's performance.   
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Daniel

26Jan10

So much talent wasted. Allison Anders's and Alexandre Rockwell's segments aren't worth a comment. Robert Rodriguez's is worth watching just on account of ONE gag (I won't tell you which one, why should I be the only one to have to endure this garbage ?). Regarding Quentin Tarantino's, I managed to watch it until the end only because I... In fact, I don't know why. A DVD zone completists only.  
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kubrickhouse

17Aug09

Tim Roth/Ted the Bellhop: *spontaneously vomiting profusely* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!? = best part of the entire film. I give it 2 Stars for the Rodriguez directed segment. That's it though.  
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Persona/ Anima

3Jul09

Robert Rodriguez's section of this film is by far the best and funniest story in this film.  

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By Joe Banks on July 1, 2009

outside of the so-so parts 3 & 4 from rodriguez and tarantino, the only explanation i can make for parts 1 & 2 was that someone felt bad for Allison Anders and Alexandre Rockwell and decided…  read review

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